Scabies Sex quiz

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Are you as sexy as you think you are? Or are you just fooling yourself, and all the women you meet are secretly getting together and laughing behind your back? Take Scabies sexy, saucy, scrunchy, sappy, simple quiz and find out.

1. I have sex:

When I want to
When my partner wants to
When my hand wants to

2. I would prefer to have sex:

When I want to, providing I can get the damn thing up
When my partner wants to, providing I can get the damn thing up
When my hand wants to, providing Mom's Victoria's Secret catalog arrived

3. When it comes to my sex life:

I'm a stud! What can I say?
It's okay, you know, for a guy who's been circumcised
I wish this lump of flesh would just dry up and fall off!

4. During my sexcapades with women they can be heard uttering:

"Do you smell smoke?"
"You remind me of my dad"
"Permane' ser sentavos por favor"

5. When I have sex I think of:

The saucy wench I'm enthralling
My mother
Whether my Mom's Victoria's Secret catalog arrived

6. I first lost my virginity:

In my Dad's truck
In my Mom's sedan
On the school bus

7. Right at the moment of orgasm I've been known to scream:

"Do it to me baby!"
"Whoopsy daisy!"
"Don't give me a baby!"

8. When I'm out with my buddies and thoroughly plastered I'll lie about the number of conquests I've had by a factor of:

2 to 1
5 to 1
Whatever it takes to get the guys to stop laughing at me!

9. I prefer a girl who:

cooks like Mom
has a sense of humor like Mom
spanks like Mom

10. I surf adult web sights primarily for:

The excellent writing
Wrist calisthenics
Paying homage to satin

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